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Eagle Sweat is a product produced by Trustor.
Lore
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Eagle Sweat. With an all-new formula containing 83% more sweat. Eagle Sweat. Don't just smell it. Live it. |
The automatons have stolen something precious from us. Your mission: retrieve it. Or die trying. Of all the wonders humanity has achieved, the one that cannot remain in enemy hands is, without question: Eagle Sweat. With patented nano-fragrance technology that literally rewrites your DNA to make you smell like a hero of the federation. Eagle Sweat. Don't just smell it. Live it. |
You crash on an uncharted planet. Stranded. Lightyears from Liberty. Then you hear them. They're almost on you, teeth gnashing, venom glistening in the twin moonlight. Suddenly you remember the one thing that can save you. Eagle Sweat. One spray, and the world shifts. You mount the beasts and rise, master of your domain, a god among the cosmos. Before long, you are home. Eagle Sweat. With patented nano-fragrance technology that literally puts odor molecules to the rack until they give up their secrets. Eagle Sweat. Don't just smell it. Live it. |
Gallery
- Eagle Sweat Ad
- Eagle Sweat Ad
- Eagle Sweat Ad
Trivia
Eagle Sweat sponsored the Democracy Space Station According to a blueprint shared on twitter.[citation needed]